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VISITING HOUR
sketcher of stars, that implicative bitch
Created on 2003-06-14 15:14:29 (#1118091), last updated 2006-05-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Wait. They don't love you like I love you. |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-16 |
| Location: | New York, United States |
BioThis is my OCD-fueled bullshit-mobile, if you'd like to add me, ask.
"No sprinkles..for every sprinkle I find I shall kill you"
Interests: See "Expertise".
*blaming Erin for calling others a flittertwat (That's what you get for not paying attention to Bambi!)
*Creating a virus to attack Ashley the night before our Honors WCII final
*Writing "The Idiots Guide to Flame Warring" and contributing to the anger of bloggers everywhere
*Ranting about "assholish religious people"
(())I'm a sci-fi geek. Thank God X-files and Buffy finished before I decided not to waste anymore brain cells on TV. Now I waste them on more important things. Like the internet.
(())It angers me when people list "good music" as their interest. Obvious much? Of course it will be good to YOU, jackass. I like all genres but I shall give some examples as to not continue the cycle of douchebaggery:
Idina Menzel, Chantel Kreviazuk, Nelly furtado, Tattle tale, Plumb, Ani, Goo Goo Dolls, Rent, Wicked, Michelle Branch, etc. I really could go on, I don't want to though, bored now, as I'm sure you are as well. There's some more below, but just ask me.
Expertise: Academic-I like pretty much everything and do pretty well, though I don't know if that's what the box wants to hear... I heart school. My major is Psych & right now I'm fighting between Philosophy & Pre-law/Comm for my second major...
I- sing/act/dance/write, but don't we all? (have you ever noticed that people list this and 9 out of 10x they suck?) I'd definitely say that out of those 4 dancing is probably my weakest, but I CAN, so technically, under the RulesofNish (section 3, paragraph 4), I must list it. Under these same rules (paragraph 6) I am also forced to include the popular opinion that, of those four, vocals are the strongest. Though I may disagree and argue for writing. Maybe.
DRAWING/PAINTING/MAKEUP ARTISTRY IS LOVE (MAC IS SUPA-DUPA LOVE).
I am President of the Art Club at my college and Treasurer of Student Senate. I am one of those (attemptingtobe) overachieving whores/geek-freak/weird(Ihopeinagoodway, but if it's not you can just fuck yourself because I LIKE IT! :))o/nerdaliscious types...
But I still act like an idiot. Alot.
Disclaimer:
I would not suggest anyone from my real life reading any of my journals. If you do so, try not to be upset by what I write TOO much.
On second thought, If you don't like what I write in my journal feel free to choke on cock. Kthnxbi
Rules: "Do not talk lyke diiz. It's fucking annoying and it's not cool. I won't waste my time trying to decipher your baby ghetto idiot talk."
<*>Do not steal my graphics/writing/etc. or I will hunt you down and kill you... with Rhetoric...
Oh and P.S. Picking on baby pics just makes you look like a nazi fuckhole, stealing is not cool, and lying is even more uncool.
Backround by victoria![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
engel_x
*//MAC WHORE//*
Because we all need to whore it up a bit ;)
"True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is:
'Always keep your condoms in your car.' "
CLICK FOR ME!
<3
Interests: See "Expertise".
*blaming Erin for calling others a flittertwat (That's what you get for not paying attention to Bambi!)
*Creating a virus to attack Ashley the night before our Honors WCII final
*Writing "The Idiots Guide to Flame Warring" and contributing to the anger of bloggers everywhere
*Ranting about "assholish religious people"
(())I'm a sci-fi geek. Thank God X-files and Buffy finished before I decided not to waste anymore brain cells on TV. Now I waste them on more important things. Like the internet.
(())It angers me when people list "good music" as their interest. Obvious much? Of course it will be good to YOU, jackass. I like all genres but I shall give some examples as to not continue the cycle of douchebaggery:
Idina Menzel, Chantel Kreviazuk, Nelly furtado, Tattle tale, Plumb, Ani, Goo Goo Dolls, Rent, Wicked, Michelle Branch, etc. I really could go on, I don't want to though, bored now, as I'm sure you are as well. There's some more below, but just ask me.
Expertise: Academic-I like pretty much everything and do pretty well, though I don't know if that's what the box wants to hear... I heart school. My major is Psych & right now I'm fighting between Philosophy & Pre-law/Comm for my second major...
I- sing/act/dance/write, but don't we all? (have you ever noticed that people list this and 9 out of 10x they suck?) I'd definitely say that out of those 4 dancing is probably my weakest, but I CAN, so technically, under the RulesofNish (section 3, paragraph 4), I must list it. Under these same rules (paragraph 6) I am also forced to include the popular opinion that, of those four, vocals are the strongest. Though I may disagree and argue for writing. Maybe.
DRAWING/PAINTING/MAKEUP ARTISTRY IS LOVE (MAC IS SUPA-DUPA LOVE).
I am President of the Art Club at my college and Treasurer of Student Senate. I am one of those (attemptingtobe) overachieving whores/geek-freak/weird(Ihopeinagoodway, but if it's not you can just fuck yourself because I LIKE IT! :))o/nerdaliscious types...
But I still act like an idiot. Alot.
Disclaimer:
On second thought, If you don't like what I write in my journal feel free to choke on cock. Kthnxbi
Rules: "Do not talk lyke diiz. It's fucking annoying and it's not cool. I won't waste my time trying to decipher your baby ghetto idiot talk."
<*>Do not steal my graphics/writing/etc. or I will hunt you down and kill you... with Rhetoric...
Oh and P.S. Picking on baby pics just makes you look like a nazi fuckhole, stealing is not cool, and lying is even more uncool.
Backround by victoria
engel_x*//MAC WHORE//*
"True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is:
'Always keep your condoms in your car.' "
CLICK FOR ME!
<3
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