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Saved my art project [17 Nov 2005|02:55pm]


Female Anatomy for Artist
: huge source of hi-res female pose photos
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Random thoughts [11 Oct 2005|06:50am]
-Of the deepest ocean cannot feel the sun

- Do not let personal bias obscure the pursuit of truth: truth is eternal, bias, at best, passes with each life

- Sunday, at 11:06 pm, I will have circled the sun 20 times
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RENT is love [17 Aug 2005|01:08am]
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[08 Jul 2005|12:46pm]
Hand-Raiser
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Brute.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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You scored higher than 77% on Rationality

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You scored higher than 57% on Extroversion

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You scored higher than 7% on Brutality

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You scored higher than 43% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid



Lol, I dunno, I think I'm pretty emotional sometimes, too.
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[28 May 2005|06:09pm]
666apart!

Bwhahahaha
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[27 May 2005|11:30am]
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=2

lmao, read that
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[25 May 2005|06:16am]
Come to me now
And lay your hands over me
Even if it's a lie
Say it will be alright
And I shall believe
I'm broken in two
And I know you're on to me

That I only come home
When I'm so all alone
But I do believe

That not everything is gonna be the way
You think it ought to be
It seems like every time I try to make it right
It all comes down on me

Please say honestly you won't give up on me
And I shall believe
And I shall believe

Open the door
And show me your face tonight
I know it's true
No one heals me like you
And you hold the key
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[23 May 2005|10:55am]
Highest gpa average (that I've come across)

These are of those listed. The only colleges in the United States (again, that I've come across) that are unlisted are harvard, yale, cornell, Bryn Mawr, university of chicago, and california institute of technology.

MIT is the highest i've seen
barnard next (barnard actually has a higher average than columbia. Columbia is 3.78, barnard is 3.93)

These two are higher than every other ivy league/seven sisters school that is listed (obviously excluding the ones I mentioned above.)
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students ignore god on a regular basis [23 May 2005|10:10am]
http://www.princetonreview.com/college/research/rankings/rankingDetails.asp?CategoryID=3&TopicID=22

lmao half of my top choice schools are on there. SWEET!
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[23 May 2005|03:30am]


You Know You're Addicted to LiveJournal When...


If you can't access the site, you have a minor freak out - and a major case of hitting reload.

You found yourself composing journal entries during dates, movies, even sex!

When you're out, you suddenly think of a witty reply to a comment somebody made to you... several days ago.

You actually call it LJ and not Livejournal. Check.

You've downloaded some sort of LJ program which has only the purpose of making entries easier to write without going on the site manually.

You consider it a great offense if someone deletes you off their friend's list.

The first thing you do every day when you go online is check your friends journals - even before checking your email.

You actually paid money for a few extra pictures with a full account when you could actually just alternate pics when you want to for your screen icons.

When your friends ask what's new, you get mad at them because you already wrote it in your LJ and they didn't check it yet.

You have put more time into LJ than all your assignments for the semester.

You have more friends on LJ than in real life.

You've met at laest 50% of your LJ friends.

You can't seem to call your friends by their real names - only LJ names will do.

You've fallen in love with someone you met on LJ.

You have posted about a party or get together on your LJ... and random strangers showed up.

You are guilty of traveling more than an hour to meet someone with LiveJournal. (Extra points for traveling five hours or more)

You've written a protected entry about one of your LiveJournal friends. (Extra points if they eventually found out about it)

You have written posts to notify people you're going to sleep.

You talk about your LJ friends to your real life friends all the time... like they're a part of your group.

You've created a LJ community, and people actually post in it.

You've been recognized in real live by a fellow LJ'er.

You have friended someone because of their LiveJournal icon.

You have "pity friends" on your list, who you would defriend if you could.

You've pimped one of your friends on journal, trying to get people to friend him / her.

Instead of doing research, you post difficult questions on your LiveJournal.

Your pets all have their own LiveJournals.

You know, right now, how many people have friended you (without peeking).

You've stopped being friends with someone in real life because of something they've said on LJ.

You're guilty of posting sexy or nude pictures to get more people to friend you.

You have consoled yourself after a horrible day thinking "At least this will make a great LJ post"

You're jealous of people who have more friends and / or comments than you.

You have written a really great, solid post - only to be disappointed by the lack of good comments.

You're guilty of commenting excessively to get more traffic to your journal.

You've deleted a post a few minutes (or hours) after you've written it, because it seemed lame in retro spect.

You give shout outs to all your LJ friends on their birthdays.

You have an additional, secret journal that hardly anyone knows about.

You've broken up with someone - or ended a friendship - soley via LiveJournal.

You have gotten mean anonymous comments (bonus points for figuring out who it was via their IP)

You've been reported (or reported someone) to LJ Abuse.

You've been featured on LJ Drama.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are LJ addicts.





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lmao I'm such a loser. In my defense I don't do alot of these anymore!

and even more frightening!!-->



You Know You're Addicted to Internet When...


You kiss you girlfriend's home page.

Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.

You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.

You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment.

Your dreams are in HTML.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.

You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au"

Your heart races faster and beats irredgularly each time you see a new WWW site address printed on the TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.

You step out of the room and realize that your roomates have moved and you don't have any idea when it happened.

You turn up the volume read loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you.

You wife drapes a blond wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

Looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice that you've been to all of them.

Your dog has its own webpage.

You believe nothing looks sexier than a man in boxer shorts illuminated by a 17" LCD Flat-Panel Monitor.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL.

You don't know what sex your three of your closeset friends are, because they have nuetral screennames and you never bothered to ask.

You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger

You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest MP3's off Kazaa Lite.

You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back.

Your virtual girlfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.

You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.

Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"

The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.

You put a pillow case over your laptop so your lover doesn't see it while youre pretending to catch your breath.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost you to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

You forget what year it is.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

You ask a doctor to implant a terrabyte in your brain.

Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You start using smileys in your snail mail

You bring a bag lunch to the computer.

You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.

You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

You type faster than you think.

You double click your TV remote.

You can now type over 70 WPM.

You check your e-mail and forget you have real mail.

You go into withdrawals during dinner.

You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.

You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later.

You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.

The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.

You have more browsers than friends in the real world.

You actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than 'in my opinion' and 'at the moment'. And they give you strange looks.

You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN

You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use.

You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.

You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.

You're on the phone and say BRB.

The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.





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and the AIM one is scary too.

And the coding one, lmao ellen, favorite color in rgb color codes! LOL (#ff99cc)
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[23 May 2005|03:14am]
I'm really tired, but before I go to sleep I just have to say:

Fight club is the best movie ever!
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[21 May 2005|11:35pm]
I can't figure out why boys don't like me


Very Bad Habits!
LJ Username
How about "any last words, PUNK!?"
Your Worst Habit is Shriek and scream "They're coming" whenever you pass by a mental house
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Will this bad habit affect your life? (8) - Yes. - (8)
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*attacks* [21 May 2005|09:14pm]
Evil Bunny Nisha
is a
Haggis-Eating Assassin Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 9.6



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Evil Bunny Nisha, enter your name:

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[18 May 2005|12:13am]
AAAAAshley: The number eight is a kick ass number. Just look at it.
AsceticObsession: ????
AAAAAshley: Did I mention I have a fever? No, I didn't. My bad.
AsceticObsession: oh im sorry
AAAAAshley: You didn't make the fever.
AAAAAshley: Or did you?
AAAAAshley: You did!
AsceticObsession: yes i did, in a lab, when i was 8, thats why you are so attracted to the number 8
AAAAAshley: Dude!
AAAAAshley: I knew it!
AsceticObsession: lmao
AAAAAshley: Yeah, now you laugh. It was your plan all along! Why, sista, whyyyy?
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elle proves crazy is contagious [13 May 2005|08:37pm]
"i want to go out tonight, lol. lets go and do something, see a movie, go shopping, hang out at the park and get drunk and stare at the sky, anything, i want to go out!"

"And wail at the moon like a cat in heat...?"

__________

"so anyway, I've got superpowers"

"is that so? what are those?"

"yes, I can file"

"like... papers?"

*responds in rant at top speed about paper cuts and other difficulties of filing*

_________

"So come over"

"How am I going to get there?"

"walk"

"see you in a few days"

____________

"what's a water cab?"

"I don't know, a ferry?"

"A fairy?"

"Not like with wings."

"a gay taxi!"

____

"That's what you should paint!"

"A gay taxi!"

"With fairy wings?"

"And sparkles!"

___________

"Wait, my parents arent going to be home, so you can come over here!"

"I'm really scared"

"But they arent going to be home"

"they'll think we're having lesbian sex"

_____________________________________

"next week, and we can have hot sex and parties on the beach."

"No parties, and no beach."

"you haven't been to the beach in years, though!"

"last time I went to te beach was 6th grade, we stayed up all night singing aladdin songs and watching laverne and shirley. And fighting over who was Laverge and who was Shirley. She made me be Shirley. I didn't want to be."



I love my elle.

"At least it's not as bad as rubbing stuff on my boobs!"

*//Gotta love the RENT references//*
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[11 May 2005|05:32am]
Fuck you. Fuck you and your shit. Screw all of you. I don't owe any of you anything. Stop fucking demanding shit from me, you assholes. I have ALOT of shit going on, you goddamn selfish douches. Screw you. Guess what, dicks? If you act like I HAVE to do something, I won't want to do it! It's that simple! Don't fucking demand shit from me, especially when I obviously have a reason, or else i would have done it already! Sometimes I have shit going on and now just ISN'T A GOOD TIME! But then when you keep nagging me then I'll get pissed off and not want to do it, ever!
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See, I'm NOT quentin terintino! [05 May 2005|10:46pm]


Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male



Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female

You are both sensitive and savvy

Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed

But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve


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[30 Apr 2005|10:40pm]
Gahhhhhhh
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[23 Apr 2005|03:37am]
I am worth $2,309,570.00 on HumanForSale.com
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so true... [19 Apr 2005|02:26am]

Which Family Guy character are you?
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